This will not be a particularly insightful post.

Nor will it be particularly funny.

But it amuses me, so I will post it.

This guy right here? This is Paul Joseph Watson. He’s an editor-at-large for InfoWars.com

Sometimes, he makes shouty British-accented YouTube videos with a world map as his background.

Like so:

Paul Joseph Watson

Some of them are quite entertaining.

Now, this right here? This is a watch.

But please note the design on the face of the watch.

I would even go so far as to note how the band is puffy and brown, much like Mr. Joseph Watson’s hair.

“Around the World” leather watch

Is this the watch version of PJW?

Could we say that, in his heart, PJW is a watch from Urban Outfitters?

Could one look at this watch and think, “Oh my, it’s time to watch a Paul Joseph Watson video on YouTube?”

We may never know.

…in the best of all possible ways.

I love my beauty Youtubers.

I also love my right-wing Youtubers.

Never did I ever expect to get a hybrid combo!

(Although TBH that’s kind of what I’m hoping to do here. Beautiful things from a non-left perspective.)

Sometimes on Youtube I play the game of “who is secretly right-wing?” But really, most of them are not even close. Maybe PewDiePie but he’s not a beauty guru…and the jokes write themselves at this point.

I mean, the media says he’s the next Hitler, so it must be true.

Lauren Southern, on the other hand….

Well, let’s just say I’ll be waiting for her “Top 10 Bestest Highlighters of All Time” video.