I am the type of person who will celebrate Valentine’s day as a single person, but who has no desire to celebrate it in a relationship.
Why?
Valentine’s day is a cheesy fake holiday, so what is better than to cheesily celebrate love than a day like this? I get this honestly, as my mom always used to “celebrate” by putting up random conversation heart-style decorations for us to find and doing something fun like heart-shaped pancakes.
In a relationship, it would be better to celebrate days that actually mean something, like anniversaries and suchlike. Things that are specific to the two of you.
Anyway.
This valentine’s day I wrote you a limerick.
Young Sasquatch was truly besotted
So a verse to true love he allotted
(Ahem) “Roses are blue
and red violets too….”
But alas, our Sasquatch was boycotted
You’re welcome…. thank you…. and goodnight.
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