First, it was milk. (Thank you for that, Shia.)

Now, it’s cereal.

What’s next, cookies?

There are literal Hitlers under every bed and inside every closet, it seems.

Memes are becoming reality at an increasingly rapid pace.

The line between mindset and meatspace is becoming increasingly blurred.

Earlier this week, I was checking out kids books for a friend’s daughter.

There was a whole section of Berenstein Bears.

I couldn’t bear to check the spelling.

Think it, and it will exist.

Terrifying or exhilarating?

You get to decide.