Sometimes, we introverts need a kick in the pants to meet other people. This is a terrible list, but at least it’ll inspire some ideas.
- Steal someone’s dog and hang out at a dog park
- Stage a breakdown of your car in only entrance the parking lot of the busiest supermarket
- Volunteer to chaperone a middle school dance
- Sign up to teach a class in an area far outside your expertise
- Crowdsurf at the local _______ festival [insert regional crop of choice]
- Walk in front of a moving vehicle and pretend to be hurt
- Rake leaves in other people’s yards. Bonus points for “No Trespassing” or “Beware of Dog.”
- Open mic night, but read your online dating profile(s)
- Make a fort out of books at the local library
- No matter where you are, open your window and yell “WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?” at everyone who passes by.
See? It’s easy. You’ll have friends in no time.
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