Sometimes, we introverts need a kick in the pants to meet other people. This is a terrible list, but at least it’ll inspire some ideas.

  1. Steal someone’s dog and hang out at a dog park
  2. Stage a breakdown of your car in only entrance the parking lot of the busiest supermarket
  3. Volunteer to chaperone a middle school dance
  4. Sign up to teach a class in an area far outside your expertise
  5. Crowdsurf at the local _______ festival [insert regional crop of choice]
  6. Walk in front of a moving vehicle and pretend to be hurt
  7. Rake leaves in other people’s yards. Bonus points for “No Trespassing” or “Beware of Dog.”
  8. Open mic night, but read your online dating profile(s)
  9. Make a fort out of books at the local library
  10. No matter where you are, open your window and yell “WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?” at everyone who passes by.

See? It’s easy. You’ll have friends in no time.

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