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Style reveals substance

Author: childlike empress (page 22 of 67)

Real talk about spending in higher ed

Look. The leading edge is upon us. More small liberal arts colleges are closing each year. With Marylhurst’s abrupt closure this year, the shift to medium-sized colleges is coming sooner than I expected.

Universities are in dire straights because their organizational structure is built on soft reality while the results of their labors must be compatible with hard reality. It’s a group of people who act as if money isn’t real, who have built their whole enterprise around “go to college and get a better job” in which money is very real.

Some people get it.

When you think about how we’ve tried to solve the cost problem in higher ed, on the academic side it’s been kind of a one-note solution: bringing in more and more lower-cost labor, in the form of adjuncts. Full-time faculty have become so diluted across more sections, more courses, more curriculum, that we really are not well positioned to take care of core mission, student success, etc. The big money, ultimately, is in how much curriculum are we offering, to whom, and how.

This sounds a lot like how fiat currency devalued money, and how fiat food devalued nutrition. Fiat education ruins learning. Long term, it doesn’t work to invest in low-quality fluff when your enterprise depends on exacting, high-quality production.

We have to be able to connect core operations — teaching and learning — back to the business model. We’ve done a disservice by pretending those are two separate things. Do I make or lose money on various programs? Most institutions — the overwhelming majority — have zero idea how they earn a living, where the margins are across programs.

Because the university model is run on a “guild” system, disciplines are largely left alone to tend to themselves. I’m dealing with this at my own job right now, that the university has been more concerned that departments have certain systems in place than it is with the data collected with those systems. The faculty’s insistence for autonomy has created these giant financial structures where the head of things doesn’t actually know what happens to the money. Coupled with the fact that faculty usually aren’t that interested in money (they are the types to budget the same $3 into 3 different categories) and are more loyal to their discipline than their university, there is very little incentive for departments to keep themselves running shipshape.

Small soapbox moment: usually departments have people–administrative staff–who are adept at analyzing and deploying budgets. However, because staff are widely disregarded as functional, intelligent entities, departments do not adequately utilize their talents in a way that would make the most fiscal sense for the department.

(Trust me on this. If you do not have a PhD, your opinion is disregarded, no matter how much experience you have in fiscal, technological, or people-centered matters.)

Speaking of which,

We did a project recently for a large research university, and we were presenting the data analysis to the faculty. We put up a slide that showed one course with 12 sections. When you looked at the sections, one had 25 students, one had three, another had five, another had 10. It was really eye-opening for the faculty see that. Same course, different sections, and we have this huge variance.

There is a lot of stuff like this that could be examined in the university. This is someone who is feeling extremely underutilized in her role talking, but you could squeeze greater efficiency from someone like me by putting me on a project like that (I’ve done it before it’s on my resume hello), OR by abolishing my position and hiring someone for half my salary to do basic office work. Either one, you would win.

In the university, much of the analysis is done at a medium level. It completely ignores the impacts of decisions made by the top leadership, and assumes that all of the on-the-ground decisions made by departments are made in good faith with good fiscal sense.

None of those things are good to ignore. Starting to look into them creates a huge kerfuffle about “academic freedom.”

So you get the types of university presidents who either spend indiscriminately and are beloved by all, and then the ones who are hired to clean up the mess and whom everybody kinda hates.

That is not a recipe for growth and success. That is a recipe for driving out all of your good people and inviting narcissism and disaster.

Anyway, read the whole interview. It’s worth it.

The Gucci trend needs to die already

When a phrase like “That’s so Gucci” enters the relative mainstream, you know the meme is close to death.

Super Junior D&E: A prince among men vs. the Gucci clown

Look, I don’t dislike Gucci.

Their ideas over the past few years have been interesting, especially when they started down the high/low kitsch path. Back when Jared Leto was the Gucci high-fashion drama king.

Now though, the whole Gucci aesthetic feels overplayed.

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m craving refinement and deliberateness (and let’s be real I’m more of a D&G girl anyway) but the gonzo-ness of this latest incarnation of Gucci has grown, IDK, stale.

Take, for example, the photo above. Donghae keeps it classic — “ringmaster” never goes out of style — and relatively toned-down despite a very flamboyant jacket. Eunhyuk, however, is stuck in tragic fashion victim mode — his clothes are more than he can handle. (And as a k-pop veteran, he can handle a lot of clothes.)

Let’s move on from “high fashion tacky grandma,” okay?

What’s next, the moon landing?

First it was the fallacy of chemical imbalances in the brain. Apparently now hydration is less important to exercise than they would have us believe:

One of the principles of selling a product, and if it’s a medical product and you make medical claims, is that you must maximize your market. In my view, those 1996 guidelines, what they do is they maximize the markets for sports drinks. What they are essentially saying is that it’s dangerous to lose any weight during exercise. In other words, it doesn’t matter what exercise you’re doing, you must drink at the same rate that you are sweating. And you mustn’t wait to become thirsty. What that means is that if you go to a gym and start exercising for 10 minutes, you must start drinking before you start, and within 10 minutes you must have drunk a certain amount. That increases the market size for your product, from just marathon runners to everyone who exercises. So when you go onto the street and you see runners jogging along for a couple of miles, they are carrying water with them. They become a target user for your product. They managed to change drinking behavior out of competitive sport for runners and cyclists and triathletes to gym exercisers as well. The consequence of that is that the sale of their product just rocketed thereafter. They had to demonize hydration and make it a disease.

Basically, listen to your body. Marketing departments demonize our body’s natural regulatory mechanisms (thirst) in order to sell us stuff we don’t need (Gatorade).

I’m late to this party. I’m no endurance athlete. This has been discussed all across the internet and you don’t hear of people dying from marathon running anymore. But this stuff is important.

I feel like I should be better than this, but I am continually astounded at the depth and creativity of the lies they feed us. Once you think, “Okay I got this, now I can go out and live a real life” you find about 6 more layers of crap that you have to dig through.

The most horrifying part, to me, is that most of this seems to be somewhat organic. Sure, there are pockets of conspiracies (in the sense of a loosely connected group of people working together, like citation rings), but on the whole it seems like a bunch of opportunistic, disconnect people working in their own best interest.

I don’t doubt that they are egged on by forces bigger than ourselves, but this isn’t the case of some scientists plotting together in a dark room to dehydrate a bunch of endurance athletes. This is short-sighted human idiocy at its finest.

What happens when we decouple ourselves from risk and skin in the game and the eternal.

Consider Don Draper, the idolized con man. We love him in Mad Men but we go apoplectic when he becomes our president.

We love the idea of being seduced, even when the seduction is a bit sleazy.

 

Every single time we’re astounded to find ourselves alone the next morning.

Perhaps I’m just projecting, dear reader.

Does this stuff still surprise you?

#NoCoincidences

I’m starting to notice the little things.

Like when the song you discuss in the car on the way to the concert is the first one of the set.

Even a band that’s highly impacted by Trump Derangement Syndrome can’t stop the signal.

Potpourri

» I saw a potpourri dispenser the other day. It was a little copper kettle with decorative holes in the lid (these ones looked like stars). I’ve never loved potpourri, nor do I love looking at tiny decorative kettles, so I don’t know why this would be supremely interesting to anyone. Perhaps that’s why it was at an antique mall.

» I am a person of Extraverted intuition (Ne), and I had the chance to converse with another Ne over the weekend. While there are many things that this person and I disagree on, it was fun talking to someone who “spoke the same language,” so to speak. Knowing more about the stack-order of Myers Briggs types has been incredibly helpful to me in understanding people.

» If you’re going on vacation with a friend, determine payment structure and level of planning in advance. Everything proceeds nicely from there.

» The Fountainhead isn’t nearly as interesting a book as it was when I was 18. My main criticism of Atlas Shrugged (that the human action was cartoonish) seems also to extend to The Fountainhead. The insights are still keen, though. I’ve observed many in my own dealings with people. More to come.

» My focus in my personal journey to health has started to focus on mindset and thought patterns. This is going to be a big shift in how I’ve approached health and healing, and will probably be Not Fun.

» Sinus headaches are the worst.

Appreciation post: not having a headache

Today, due to abysmal air quality, I sprouted the most magnificent of headaches.

It shimmers behind my eyeball, reverberating through my sinuses.

The pain that broke its way out into my hard palette is finally calming down.

I long for a quiet head.

And I know that, after a few hours, I won’t think about it anymore.

But in this moment, I am so grateful for all the other times when my head didn’t hurt.

Finding your habitat

I spent the weekend my aunt in the woods.

She’s a self-sufficient, off-the-grid kind of lady. Grows a lot of her own food, makes her own wine, built her own house. If you want to get ahold of her, you have to call my cousin who lives down the road in a house that has electricity and a phone–she’ll drive up to my aunt’s to relay a message.

As you might expect, all this is situated in the middle of the woods.

No angry neighbors.

No traffic.

No billboards.

Just good people, and trees, and some dogs (and chickens and a horse).

My health hasn’t been this good since the last time I went camping. Nearly the same latitude, also in the trees.

If I’m serious about giving my body the right environment that it needs to heal, that goes beyond just the foods that I eat and the job that I do. Perhaps that also means my actual physical location.

I’ve started a search for a place where I actually want to be, and I think that will contribute to a positive trajectory in my life.

I think PLACE matters more than we want to think.

The ideal place to make money is the city (usually), but it’s not the ideal place for healing.

In the 19th century, they would send you away on a long vacation if you got sick–to the seaside, usually. Now, you just put your head down and work harder.

Decisions

Last time I looked at apartments, I created a heuristic that if you have to make a pro and con list, the answer is “no.”

Last night I looked at a place that I wanted to like. It’s nestled into a farm. But I’m debating.

(The shower is in the middle of the bedroom. That feels weird to me.)

By my heuristic, debate means no.

That makes me sad.

I feel like I’m not giving it a chance.

Yet I also know that no matter how great a space may be, a few bad aspects could ruin the whole experience.

As an introvert who values a peaceful living situation, this is important.

#decisions

Social Media Giants

It was a big week for social media.

Everything I can think of to say sounds histrionic.

They banned Alex Jones.

This is a real fight, and yet “our side” just sits back and takes it – every single time.

How much longer can we go on like this?

Hello, it’s hot

Today is supposed to be the hottest day of the summer. I believe it.

It’s so hot, I’m uncomfortable.

You know what also makes me uncomfortable? This passage right here:

Submit yourself for the Lord’s sake to every human institution, whether to a king as the one in authority, or to governors as sent by him for the punishment of evildoers and the praise of those who do right. For such is the will of God that by doing right you may silence the ignorance of foolish men. Act as free men, and do not use your freedom as a covering for evil, but use it as bondslaves of God. Honor all men; love the brotherhood, fear God, honor the king.

I Peter 2:13-17

Sometimes our own little hopes and dreams are a biiiiit too big for what a human being can handle. Sometimes I dream about being free of all the arbitrary restrictions of the government.

But then I read exhortations like this.

Submit. For the Lord’s sake.

Sigh.

 

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