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The bigger they are…

…the more they’re crumbling inside.

That’s my experience.

As I’ve climbed from institution to higher ed institution, I’ve noticed that the functionality of internal systems exists inversely to the fame of the school.

Perhaps it was that the very much not-prestigious little guy was willing to get in bed with Google, and thereby run internal emails and documentation on the Gmail/Google Docs platform.

Maybe it’s the ramshackle engine that could that’s figured out how to shoehorn and jimmy solutions and wrap its systems together with duct tape and bubble gum, because there’s no other way.

It’s the behemoth R1 that truly has no support. I’ve never felt less supported in my job. With systems, with people, even with my job description.

From the outside, it looks like these institutions have all the resources in the world. All the money. All the data. All the brightest minds at work.

It’s all lies.

What you really get is home-grown legacy systems from the 80s, and a bunch of baby boomers who have been camping on their jobs for the last three decades.

Try to move that boulder up the hill, bitch.

Enjoy the view as it rolls back down.

Seeing Spooks

The alt-right is now such a boogeyman that academics are seeing it around every corner and in every email. According to Inside Higher Ed, a bunch of history-flavored academics were emailed by an astute high schooler (studying Leopold von Ranke), asking whether “history could be ‘a scientific and objective discipline.'”

Gee said he couldn’t be 100 percent sure if the email was malicious; he recalled a time when he and several graduate students had received a similar, though not suspicious, email out of the blue. At the same time, however, it wouldn’t be the first time graduate students got emails from less than well-meaning people, either.

“I don’t know if the email is a scam or not,” he said. “It certainly could be, but Harvard grad students might have received an email either way.”

Of course, some noted, it could just be an eccentric student doing research for a project. The only one who could perhaps answer the questions raised by the emails — which were sent to institutions such as the New School, the University of Wisconsin at Madison and Indiana University at Bloomington — would be the student herself.

“I have no problem with a high school student or conservative group wanting to engage with scholars on their conceptions of objectivity, and if they believe we are wrong … so be it,” Greenberg said. “That’s a legitimate debate to have.”

“If there’s a false pretense, if someone is pretending to be someone they’re not, that’s dishonest.”

Assuming that this isn’t a troll (it would be great if it were, if a bit toothless),

  • Academics are now seeing malicious trolls around every corner, even in innocent questions from high school students who are probably seriously questioning the value of a college education. In a classic faculty move of cutting off the nose to spite the face, the academic sacrifices short-term gain (in terms of ego and buzz) for long-term payoff (in terms of recruiting and nurturing a potentially stellar student). Trump Derangement Syndrome is real, y’all.
  • High schoolers are doing theses now? I thought it was weird enough when undergrads started doing them.
  • The faculty response wants you to know how important and busy they are: “I’m afraid I don’t have time at present for an extensive response or for a sustained correspondence on the matter, as I am in the middle of a semester of heavy teaching, research, and service.”
  • Another response reveals the I know better attitude with a side of elitism:  “I had a funny feeling about the email from the beginning. Not many people read Ranke today, especially not high school students.” The notion that nobody but an academic (and under duress) would ever read [insert obscure figure here] is, quite frankly, insulting.
  • Faculty are unable to distinguish between /pol/ and /r9k/. Once again, we see a staggeringly lack of interest in learning anything about an alternate point of view. This is also highlighted by the use of the word “Kochling” (WTF I LOVE THE KOCH BROTHERS NOW) as an apparent synonym for “right-wing troll.” Trust me, nobody funded by the Koch brothers is going to be doing a troll like this. Those guys go into the think tanks.

Frankly, reading a few versions of the email, it doesn’t sound like a troll at all. It seems to me like a high school student with very little exposure to the academy (and the ways that academics are used to doing things), doing her best to find out whether she wanted to study at various institutions, while simultaneously gathering opinions for her thesis. That would explain the weird distribution of institutions involved (Rutgers, Harvard, Wisconsin-Madison, Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Princeton, UT Dallas, Colorado State): goal schools, safety schools, all that.

Congratulations in providing more reasons for Gen Z — the most savage of us all — to hate you, faculty.

Philip W. Magness knows what’s up:

It’s enough to make one seriously wonder about the overall intellectual health of the profession. While spam and phishing scams should certainly be treated with caution if for no other reason than the risk of virus infections or identity theft, the fact that Burnett’s immediate instinct was to imagine an elaborate right-wing entrapment plot suggests that ideologically-driven paranoia has found a welcome home in some sectors of the academy.

Inside the Heart of Darkness

The other day I outed myself as working in higher ed.

Gasp! Shock! Horror!

It’s not like working in higher ed gives one leprosy or anything, but I often feel like I’m betraying my own inner convictions by working in this field. (Also, lepers get leprosy? Just when you think the English language harbours no more surprises….)

I still remember reading to Antifragile for the first time and coming across Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s turn of phrase “lecturing birds how to fly.” It is the perfect descriptor for much of what goes on in academia (the other would be an eternal debate on how many angels can dance on the head of a pin*).

The current incarnation of the ideal of the university has been corrupted by pseudo-market forces. There is an attempt to define, commodify, and quantify “learning,” but the overreach of the government into the educational system (via Federal financial aid, research funding, and other mechanisms) has created an utterly monstrous system that is divorced from any existing free marketplace of ideas.

It has taken way more time that it should have for the scales to fall from my eyes in regards to the corruption of academia, and yet inertia keeps me in academically related jobs. (The fact that academia is a funhouse-mirror parallel to business doesn’t help either–writing a resume that translates academicese into business-speak is a challenge that I’m only starting to get the hang of.)

All this is to preamble the fact that I’m in the running for yet another academic job, one that is farther inside the dense thicket of academic administration. Like, this one is basically the operations manager of the heart of darkness. It’s a job where no matter how many people would like me as a person, they’d all hate me because of my role.

This is one of those instances where doing a good job is supporting a lot of philosophies and social forces that I don’t believe in, and don’t believe are good for anyone. My unofficial motto right now is “data has no soul” and I would essentially be doing the opposite of that, in addition to materially supporting the life of the university system as we currently know it.

Realistically though, I’m actively doing those things now in my current position. I don’t actively practice what I believe — which makes me a hypocritical wagecuck and part of the reason that the self-help industry is still alive and well and aimed squarely at the alt-thinking crowd.

I don’t know what I’m going to do about this situation, but I do know that other factors might make the decision for me. There are other things I can change to make my life better and more compatible with my beliefs that don’t involve changing my immediate industry.

In fact, I may even get a better view of just how jacked up the university system is. I’m trying to leverage my experience and observations in a way that will be helpful to others, so an additional angle of approach might be helpful. Deep undercover, me.

In the meantime, I’ll to continue to work at making myself antifragile. Despite the answer I give in interviews, I do not see myself in a management position in five years. I see myself living in a little house surrounded by a meadow, publishing books for a living.

 


* And yet, if you reference that phrase, people will not understand what you mean. Classical education, bah!

More colleges shut down memery

Breaking: college-age kids like spicy memes.

I’m sure you’re shocked. /s

I’ve avoided talking about higher ed on this blog because my day job involves way too much of it, and I really didn’t want to bring work into this space where I talk about what I want. However. The left continues to wreak its hive-mind onto everything it touches (including higher ed) and since I can’t always speak my mind in the workplace (I’d still like to have a job), I’ll speak it here.

Today I read the second news that college officials are discovering that their student body is made up of Gen Z savages:

A private Facebook group used by Pomona students, known as “U PC BREAUX” — pronounced like “[Are] you PC, bro?” with “PC” standing in for “politically correct” — was filled with “images and comments so vile that they would be right at home in the comments section of The Daily Stormer,” a neo-Nazi website. That was how the page was described by Ross Steinberg, the student journalist who broke the story in an opinion piece titled “The Dark Underbelly of Claremont’s Meme Culture.” Examples of the memes are available here, on another student news outlet’s website.

The college has launched an investigation into the matter, and officials said the posts fit under the college’s guidelines for a “bias-related incident.”

Guess what, everybody: students have a point of view! And sometimes, it’s not even the same one as your own! That means its biased and they have to go in for reeducation! Because K-12 brainwashing clearly wasn’t enough!

And it gets worse. Some of those despicable free thinkers might even ACT on their convictions!

Memes were posted about rape, genocide and, in one example, calling Immigration and Customs Enforcement to deport undocumented immigrants because they were being too loud, Steinberg told Inside Higher Ed. He said he had been randomly invited to the group, which contained about 300 members. Pomona enrolls about 1,650 students.

Bahahahahahaha. Such deviancy, calling ICE.

Truly, upholding the law is the new counterculture. Back 10 years ago, I imagined something like that would have to happen but I could not conceptualize at all what that might look like.

Who knew that being the law-abiding rebels would also be bringers of mirth?

You laughed, don’t lie.

Kids, keep having fun. Don’t worry about the no-fun police. Your memes are funny. You might even do some good and change some minds. Maybe not on the administration, but definitely in the student body and maybe even the peon-level staff.

Your biggest mistake was using Facebook.

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