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Variation in NCT 127 pant length as an infographic

K-Con LA is happening this weekend. NCT 127 (bless their hearts) is there, like the up-and-coming soon-to-take-over-the-world group that they are.

And while I’m not in love with their styling like I was during the Limitless era (something about slapping a sloppy tie on an outfit rubs me the wrong way), they still look great. K-pop group styling is in a league of its own, because it has to feature individuals within a group, while also distinguishing the group from all the other K-pop groups. Wheels within wheels, my friend.

For this round of promotions, SM Entertainment’s stylists have been styling the boys with relatively standard tops–ties over athletic wear–but varying the pant length and sock ratio for each member. Jaehyun and Yuta both get long pants, usually flowy or loose. They are the cool guys. Mark and Haechan, the maknae line, and Taeil (the mat-nae; he’s the oldest member with a nickname as the youngest) get shorts and tall socks. The rest of the members get various combinations of shoe vamp height, sock, and rolled pants.

Usually when you look across a K-pop group, there’s variation among the height of the members. In the photo above, there’s very little variation of height, but there’s much more focus on the variation in pant length.

Being the nerd that I am, I decided to make an infographic. I also calculated what percentage of each member’s outfit is made up of pants (not counting headbands or hats, since not all members are wearing one). I should also specify that this is visible pants; some members clearly have shirts layered over their pants but I’m not going to speculate where the pants end and/or how long each members’ legs are.

Yuta comes in at the most, with 64%.

Haechan comes in at the least, with 8%.

Average is 39%.

Johnny and WinWin both have the same percentage of visible pant, but their outfits (and pant styles) are quite distinct. Johnny has that lab coat, and WinWin has pops of red in his graphic tee and socks. Johnny is a mad scientist and WinWin is a baseball player.

Looking at the infographic compared to the outfits, I see an interesting way to keep visual interest within the group. If the baseline (their feet) and the headline are relatively similar, changing the midline of each outfit introduces some variation that makes your eye work a little harder. Some members have belts, some have long shirts layered over pants or shorts, some have longer jackets. With a very simple color story, the variation in silhouette carries more weight.

Stabbed for a haircut, plus Ann Coulter wears earrings

Update: This is a freeking HOAX. The Ann Coulter tidbit is real, though. Skip down if you don’t want fake news.

The “Hitler Youth” haircut has been popular for YEARS now. I first remember becoming aware of it with Macklemore circa 2011 and distinctly remember a roommate of mine making the joke about his newly shorn hair in 2014. In those years, it managed to stay in the realm of “fashion trend,” not “political statement.”

Apparently that bubble is now over, thanks to the mainstream media beating the public sentiment into a rabid froth over Nazis.

Witt says he’d just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, Colo., and was opening his car door.

“All I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me,” he said.

“I threw my hands up and once the knife kind of hit, I dived back into my car and shut the door and watched him run off west, behind my car.

“The dude was actually aiming for my head,” he added.

This is Joshua Witt and his haircut. It’s somewhat of a variation on the typical version, which tends to leave the sides buzzed, not completely shaved. The top is usually left longer, too, to add some pomade and do a vintage-inspired swoop.

Regardless, if guys with this type of haircut are getting stabbed, 25% of the population of Portland, Oregon better watch out.

He’s navy, so he probably has the posture of a military man–I’m sure that added to it. Antifa and the Alt-Left tend to slouch and give in to gravity. Men with muscles and discipline tend to stand out next to them (for good reason!).

The sad part about this is what’s the solution? The only thing he can do to his hair is go shorter, or buzz it all off. That leaves him with…the skinhead look. Hardly better than Hitler Youth.

We’re terrifyingly close to “your skin is your uniform.” What a world, y’all.

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In other news, West Hollywood jewelry merchant House of Fisher shouted all over Instagram about outfitting Ann Coulter with some fantastic earrings for a recent TV appearance. Looks like Ann has a longtime relationship with House of Fisher.

This is refreshing, since typical fashion people make a point to distance themselves from non-MSM-approved media figures. (See also: all the virtue signalling about refusing to dress Melania.)

 

Here’s the real question: wow long will it take Givenchy to disavow?

Let’s talk about Hope Hicks for a minute

Last week I had drinks with a (liberal) friend who made a passing swipe about how badly Trump treats women. I said that I’d seen much worse. That was not, perhaps, the best comeback — though it’s true.

What I should have cited was the fact that he surrounds himself with extremely competent women. Beautiful, well-dressed, well-spoken competent women.

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Witness Hope Hicks, White House Director of Strategic Communications. She’s clearly good at her job, considering that someone bad at it will get canned in only 11 days (RIP, Mooch), and the fact that she worked for Trump during the campaign and during his presidency.

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Let’s be real. This woman dresses like a BOSS. Of all the women surrounding Trump, she is the best dressed in my eyes. Young, fresh, showcasing her beauty, but with enough toughness to stand out.

Unlike Melania’s elegance, Ivanka’s carefully-curated blank slate, and Kellyann’s “exuberant mom” style, Hope Hicks presents a fresh look with a point of view.

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You really can’t go wrong with a fur-collared coat. Her image of competence is bolstered even more by the sheer contrast between her sleek, black silhouette on inauguration day and Kellyann’s display of patriotism in coat form.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with coats.)

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Ignoring the fact that these candid shots seem to always catch her facial expressions at the exact wrong moment, Hope Hicks still manages to look glamourous. And somehow, she makes taupe suede pumps look good, too.

I suppose that the plain shoes and bag, tidy hair, and simple silhouette of her shift dress are what keep her looking pulled together despite the fun print on the dress. I wish she would add a little more jewelry, but that might pull the look more in the direction of fashion than in the direction of “I know what I’m doing.”

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So let’s revisit this whole “Trump hates women” idea. Here’s Hope Hicks, part of Trump’s woman-hating team of Steve Bannon, Reince Priebus, and Stephen Miller, clearly having a laugh and enjoying herself.

She outlasted Priebus.

She could probably outlast you.

More mullets

More evidence for the return of the mullet has presented itself–in the wild! And in the US, not Korea!

This ad for a fake cheese product is running in the August 2017 issue of Real Simple magazine. I’m sure that it’s in other magazines, too.

The tagline is “cheesier than ever.”

Things this ad has going for it (and by “it,” I mean the mullet):

  • Attractive man wearing the mullet
  • Delightfully cheesy content
  • Gets you to think ahead to August 7th aka International Mullet Day
  • Decent biceps

Things that this ad takes away from the memeing of the popularity of the mullet:

  • Too much 80s theme–takes it out of TODAY or THE NEAR FUTURE aka WHEN THE MULLET SHOULD BE POPULAR
  • Fake cheese (surprisingly not soy)
  • The hairstyling is flat and uninteresting
  • Aimed at the mom demographic*

*Although I suppose if you get the mom demographic screaming over something, it’s officially entrenched in the public’s consciousness (see also: Twi-Moms).

It’s not like mullets have ever really gone away from the public eye, but they are a convenient shorthand for a lot of people to refer to backwards hicks, or dated behavior. Stuff that can’t keep up sufficiently with the progress of modernism.

A modern non-dairy -gluten -soy company choosing to depict itself (however humorously) with a Mullet Man is — I am choosing to believe — a sign that the mullet has run fully circle in the irony mill and is now biding its time to reenter the public arena of hairstyles as a legitimate style.

That is, of course, assuming that mullets themselves are sentient in some capacity.

You know it’s true.

EXO is so otherworldly that Xiumin can pull off yellow blush

Melania in Paris Pt II

I wasn’t going to do another post on Melania in Paris because I don’t want this to become a blog that’s all Melania all the time, but look! Look at this! This magnificent deployment of a bright red, New Look-inspired suit. She completely BTFOs Madame Macron. Melania comes across as more chic than the actual French woman!

Next to her, Madame Macron looks like she’s a “cool mom” cosplaying as a nurse.

Notice also the differences in posture between the two women. Melania is standing tall, with one ankle slightly arched to create a more graceful line; Macron is slightly hunched, jutting her chin forward, with her hand plastered to the side of her thigh.

Melania’s suit has more surface area, which commands more attention. Since it’s also lots of RED surface area, which pulls the eye even more.

Plus Melania is wearing sunglasses, which add that air of mystery and glamour.

She is demure, glamourous, and patriotic.

And all eyes are on her.

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In a recent YouTube video, Justine LeConte talked about color theory as applied to our wardrobes. Justine talks about Melania for always sending a clear message with her style. Specifically talking about color, she cited the pale blue coat at the inauguration and the white dress with a thin red belt at the inaugural ball. I wasn’t convinced with only two examples, but after yesterday’s post and the photo above, coupled with her bright pink pussy-bow blouse at one of the debates last year, I’m convinced. Melania knows what she’s doing.

For a First Lady, she conveys her solidarity with her husband in her actions, her words, and in the way she presents herself. Whether it’s  wearing the complementing blue to his red and white, or literally wearing the sartorial version of “pussy,” the word that the media was beating into the public consciousness in an attempt to stop him, Melania dresses in a way that ties her to Trump.

Melania always impeccably polished and appropriate, in a way that complements the Trump brand. Her clothes are never ostentatious, but they scream “I’m rich,” which strikes me as a balance between her quieter personality and his habit of flamboyance.

So while she visually ties herself to her husband in a show of solidarity, she clearly has her own point of view. This seems to bear out with the interviews I’ve watched of her, where she thoughtfully provides input behind the scenes.

At first, when I got the idea to write about Melania Trump’s fashion because certain other fashion bloggers refuse to, I wasn’t sure what I would write about. It’s becoming quite clear that Melania knows exactly what she’s doing, and I’m looking forward to chronicling it. I’m ready to decipher her style messages.

We have a professional fashion rhetorician in the house, ladies and gentlemen.

 

Melania in Paris

Let’s look at pictures of Melania and President Trump at the Bastille Day celebration in France.

Again she’s softly matching Trump’s tie. The white and blue combination is nice for Bastille Day–echoing patriotism but not going all out. The longer I stare at these pictures, though, the more the smurf-blue shoes stand out in a garish way. Not the greatest choice IMO, especially if they’re suede.

Not a huge fan of the width of that belt. When she stands, it makes her torso look like one block, with a skirt that flares out from under it, which makes her waist look thicker than she is.

On the other hand, check her out in comparison to Madame Macron, who looks like a CNN news anchor. Helmet hair and the dark blue tuff-girl suit. There’s quite a contrast between these two ladies, and Melania played it up.

Melania’s dress flares out like a 1950s dress, with a floral print that reads very feminine. That can’t be an accident.

I mean, which couple do you trust more?

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I’m tempted to file this one under “compare and contrast” instead of “style.”

Black and white and red all over

Here’s a challenge: how do you write something interesting about style day after day, saying something more than just “I like it” or “it works”? Because style is much more than either of those two things. Sometimes, what I personally like or what I personally would put on my body (two categories that don’t always overlap) have nothing to do with what I find interesting or stylish about another person. Different aesthetics, different purpose, different personality.

Regardless, Melania Trump once again looks impeccably put-together jetting off to Paris today. Again, with the simple silhouette and color palette. This one has three bits of spice.

Aside: maybe it’s the shades, but she reminds me of Salma Hayek in this photo.

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There’s that lovely white detailing that runs through the jacket seams and down the pant leg, which she echoes with the white belt. The contrast provides just enough interest to stave off “another boring black suit” syndrome.

I wonder if the belt came off on the plane. I certainly wouldn’t want to fly anywhere with a belt on.

 

The sunglasses are achingly current without being too obnoxious about it. The frameless style is sleek and I like how the little hit of metal at the corners mimics the stitching in her jacket.

She’s not wearing jewelry, but this outfit has enough contrast that I think a necklace would send it over-the-top, especially since this is a photo-op for boarding a plane.

And that flash of red sole is pretty great, too.

Too bad there’s not a photo of them walking away on a non-grass surface. The combination of those perfectly floor-skimming pants with the red Louboutin soles would be fun to see.

Mullet hairstyle, come back now

You saw it here first: male mullets are making a comeback.

Stylists have inflicted three different versions on K-Pop idols in the past six months, so I’m betting that it’s only a matter of time before they catch on worldwide. Obviously.

First, example is this baby mullet on Taeil from rookie group NCT 127. It doesn’t come through in this photo, but his hair is a pretty cherry-brown color, with a small fringe down the back. Head on, this looks like a simple haircut with a focus on bangs, but when he turns his head, you get a mullet surprise.

Which is the whole point of a mullet, really. Business in the front, party in the back.

Next up is one of G-Dragon’s hairstyles for the MOTTE tour this summer. The shaved sides really set off the length in the back, and add more of a rock edge, almost verging into rockabilly territory.

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Less business, more “all party, all the time.” But it’s G-Dragon on tour, what else do you expect?

Finally, we have Baekhyun’s promo photos for EXO’s upcoming summer comeback. Speaking of rockabilly, we are verging closer and closer with this look.

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Baekhyun suits all sorts of looks–he’s such a chameleon–but this is especially great on him. The bangs are so feathery, and the long parts in the back frame his face and show off his jawline.

I’m ready for this style to catch (back) on in the States. I’ve speculated that the Trump era will become the Dark ’80s (as opposed to the actual, optimistic ’80s), so the time is ripe for a mullet comeback.

Is the mullet the evolution of the currently ubiquitous fashy haircut?

I vote yes.

 


This is not, of course, to forget the magnificent mullet formerly sported by @BakedAlaska, who just cut off his mullet into a fashy haircut. You’re going the wrong way–bring the mullet back!

via Baked’s instagram

(A moment of silence for our dearly departed: may it rest in peace.)

 

EDIT: Looks like All K-Pop published an article on mullets today too, with more examples. BRING IT BACK, BOYS!

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